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By iloveryanhiga - 05/08/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By Meh - 01/03/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML

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Team Insomnia

By tp. - 08/06/2021 01:59

Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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majorbob10 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:15

Some parents you got there. FYL

asoptavlo14 6

Friday 5 August 2011 16:18

No, because clearly the FML stated they were arguing at noon. Lol yes that late.

Comments

Badtz_maru_fml 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:05

I love Ryan Higa too.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 August 2011 19:50

TEEHEE

Youdrongo 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:16

1) They have bad sex 2) They tell you they're going to have a divorce 3) They have amazing make up sex 4) "Never mind."

Bizzzy 5

Friday 5 August 2011 18:20

Play a bad prank, say you need to go to the hospital, then say nevermind.

perdix 29

Friday 5 August 2011 18:20

It's not even make-up sex, it's angry sex! It's not just that your mom want your dad's **** in her, heck, he'd give her that whenever she wants. She wants it to be hot and throbbing while her pussy has gotten hot, swollen and wet from the fighting. Sorry about losing sleep because of their sex game, but I think the images that are going to appear in your dreams will make it so you never want to sleep again.

AnonymousOne234 3

Friday 5 August 2011 18:22

your dad can last three hours? damn..

xrainbowshadowx 17

Friday 5 August 2011 18:48

They say make-up sex is the best.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 August 2011 18:49

Your parents involving you so often sounds like they are using you as a pawn to hurt the other. FYL OP, my folks tried dragging me into their fights growing up too.