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By iloveryanhiga - 05/08/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By Meh - 01/03/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML

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By tp. - 08/06/2021 01:59

Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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majorbob10 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:15

Some parents you got there. FYL

asoptavlo14 6

Friday 5 August 2011 16:18

No, because clearly the FML stated they were arguing at noon. Lol yes that late.

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kcjo89 1

Friday 5 August 2011 21:32

I'm sorry... But I did laugh.

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 5 August 2011 21:39

18 move out 17- get emanicpated

iloveryanhiga 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:41

15?

superangryandy 2

Friday 5 August 2011 21:40

Ahh make up sex.

kenziem18 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:58

you should get a lick on your door, then they couldn't wake you up(:

mine2take 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:14

I wouldn't touch the door if someone licked it, good idea... But how would they know if OP licked it.

BoogersYummy 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:00

lol tell UR parents they need to grow up

monkekka 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:09

Same here "/

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:52

Let me guess: before they woke you up - arguing. before they woke you up the second time - sex. Hmm...

FridayPasta 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:39

fyl,your parents suck op

kindlystfupls 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:46

Sounds like you need to move out as soon as you possibly are able to. Your parents are crazy.

iloveryanhiga 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:46

I won't even be able to get my license for another year, so looks like I'm stuck with them for now

arin2009 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:35

be a better kid for them so they can do it more

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

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