Health: Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits,...

By Pill popping zit monster - 23/12/2016 04:16

Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 208

You deserved it 656

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By SadOldBag - 23/08/2018 21:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 215

You deserved it 238

By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 288

You deserved it 831

…and a Happy New Year!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 09:00 - Canada

Today, for the first time in years, my period is early. I woke up at 5 a.m. with the worst cramps I've ever had in my life. Medicine isn't helping. It's literally so bad I feel like I want to throw up. It's fucking Christmas but hey, it wouldn't be 2022 if my garbage pile of a body wasn't ruining something for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 171

By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 462

You deserved it 3 801

Jingle bells

By anomynous - 03/12/2020 11:01

Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 138

By uggghhhh - 21/12/2016 22:28

Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 232

You deserved it 648

By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 592

You deserved it 3 492

By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 511

You deserved it 717

By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 829

You deserved it 3 272

Funday is canceled

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 746

You deserved it 131

CMYKorBust 7

Friday 23 December 2016 20:44

...and a partridge in a pear tree ?

breedles 28

Friday 23 December 2016 20:51

I mean, that's awful, obviously, but damn. This was really cleverly written, OP

Comments

queen_snek 7

Friday 23 December 2016 23:14

this is the best FML I've seen in my entire life

Saraishi 24

Friday 23 December 2016 23:21

Twelve days of Christmas — Womanhood Edition.

ApplePie1994 27

Friday 23 December 2016 23:23

*sings* Three burning rings!

lgard 17

Friday 23 December 2016 23:26

Anyone else who sang that in their head with the melody? ?

paskievitchjack 23

Friday 23 December 2016 23:27

That blister on your lips wasn't a fever blister...

JamieLuv2u 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 0:40

I am inspired to finish the song. What do you think ladies? On the 12th day of my Period my body gave to me... 12 PMS cries 11 super tampons 10 panty liners 9 crazy cravings 8 crushing cramps 7 back pains 6 pads with wings! 5 ruined panties 4 giant zits 3 screaming ***** 2 stomach ulcers And a fever blister on my lip-eee Perhaps worthy of the FML blog, staff? Feel free to suggest other fun versions!