By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 20:48 - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
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Serafie 0

Misread the FML as "rabies" and was confused for a long time until I read the comments.

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johnnydeath 0

I just googled "rat gestation period" and it said 19-22 days, so either OP didn't have it for very long, or their rat is gettin' some action.

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thump_fml 0

rats are PESTS not PETS but I'm happy for your new family members.

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Fabby_fml 2

YDI for buying rats from the pet store.

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PsychoMerk 0

I suggest a snake now :]

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shesgotduende 0

FYI, you need to have at least two rats together as pets. Rats are very intelligent, social creatures, and if they don't have at least another rat with them, they get incredibly bored and depressed.

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delaney16 0

how exactly is that a fml???

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*deep, sickly voice* You dirty rat! Also, I'll bet your slutty sister ****** it.

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Ajjas013 6

Well, I can't make a foreplay joke this time... Your rat must be part starfish.

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