By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 20:48 - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
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Serafie 0

Misread the FML as "rabies" and was confused for a long time until I read the comments.

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chloe_luv_ya 0

many times pet stores do not separate the males

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ohmygeezz 0

that sucks you just bought a rat when you had one at home the whole time!

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saranottelling 7

There's only two explanations: 1. Your rat snuck out one night and went to a wild party. 2. Your brother wasn't getting enough action, and the rat was available. Each one seems unlucky, but either way the rat got lucky and now has baby rats she can eat. Mmmm protein.

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XDNurse 0

so her brother has a rat sized penis? how sad I hope they find happiness

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lbyh4 0

why don't u write a novel loser

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Ifeelyou 0

Sometimes they sell them to you pregnet try going from one gunei pig to twelve err

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guckylynn 19

11 baby guinea pigs is nearly impossible. They have between 1-4 generally and even four is on the high side for a normal litter...

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FMLfan23 0

your complaining over a f****** rat!? sell them to a pet store duh!

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saranottelling 7

Maybe he loves his rat... OMG, THAT'S WHERE THE BABIES COME IN! I knew all of those episodes of Columbo would come in handy. The OP thought he had it all figured out. He posted an FML, inplying his brother likes rat sex. Meanwhile, he and the rat hid in Mexico. What the OP didn't plan on was me finding the proof of a hotel rental and the Batman costume, placing him at the scene of the crime. Smart, but not smart enough.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

You have on your possesion the rodent Virgin Mary and that's a bad thing? You have a litter of Jesus rats, ffs!

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buttonface 0

Prostirat. -insert large amount of lol-

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