By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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TheThomasJarrett 0

what did you expect? a thousand word essay? I know you military type are made out to be meat heads but that's friggin' high school shit

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rafter007_fml 0

well you could die if you don't shave. gasmask would not fit to well!

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kethery 0

any essay? what r u a a troop of? the girl scouts?

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kethery 0

how can y'all people think this is bad for him. he's in the ******* military for ***** sake. grow a set and suck it up. i

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lawlatyourfml 0

YDI. you're an idiot. if you couldn't keep up with the responsibility of being in the military, then maybe you shouldn't have joined. its really not that hard to shave either

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Luunatic 13

Lol baha that sucks. Can't believe you cant have the slightest hair on ur face. I'm a girl. The only thing that sucks for us is our hair -_- btw i am NOT in the military. I'm just in JROTC.

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krazy_93 0

ok that's your own fault you should no the proper bearing. I'm 16 and I know proper bearing for both males and females...... that's sad

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ctran 0

you pussy suck it up if you're in the military. my God you wouldn't hear anyone from WWII complaining about it. oh wait...that's when real men still existed

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

*cough cough* douche

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dbjb40 0

the military can be an unfair place glad I'm not a dude even though I like a little stubble

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birds_fml 7

I prefer guys with beards, but still YDI. You know what the rules are (and my brother is in the military, so I know you're supposed to be clean shaven), and you failed to follow them. So now you have to write an essay, which is better than having to do 1000 pushups or something.

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