By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

WHY ARE YOU ON FML!? STOP PROCRASTINATING!

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alxndr5120 7

obzly a fake since no military would have u write a paper on that unless ur in the ROTC or something and even then they would still chew ur ass out and make u run a few miles with a few hundred push ups...

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zbennett 0

wow man, this shouldn't be a FML... you deserve it for sure. shaving is a given and a must. quit being a whinin pussy. 1000 words ain't shit. must be a private.

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JayMorales 0

they checked your pubes?!?!?!?!

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still_thinking 0

if you were in iraq not shaving could have goten you killed. when you where a gas maks it has to be air tight and your beard hairs can move and make your mask...not air tight so be grateful the the platoon leader caught you unshaved and not the insurgens

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TheNewGuy03 28

228: not so. having facial hair doesn't prevent a seal of the mask to your face. it's a made-up fact. shaving is, indeed, a formality, and nothing more. |the kid|

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meglovesjoe 0

101 you really shouldn't be saying things like that. what are you doing for your country? I'm an army wife therefore, you insulted me. keep comments like that to yourself!

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biggizzil 0

lmfao my brother is a marine and is platoon officer saw im spite on the ground and made put the spite in his pocket

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99nein 0

My fiance's Gunny Seargent "caught" him laughing and using his pockets, for putting things in, as you generally do. He was made to sew up all his pockets and do a 2500 word essay, all to be done by the next morning at 0600. It could be worse ;) Gunnys seem to love their power trips. (If i offended any Gunnys reading this, i'm sure you're not all that bad, but his sucks.)

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dridri97 0

shave wat haha seriously

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