Intimacy: Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap...

By anonymous - 09/09/2013 20:16 - United States - Round Rock

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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vrossie_ 15

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:03

Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?

slooby_fml 25

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:03

She's just preparing you for what a child will be like

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jessBeAqueen 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:18

hopefully you continued to comfort. it was a very sweet gesture. I'm sure she appreciated it.

Fiakealii 1

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:23

Um, you try not peeing randomly when your bladder is being smooshed to 1/4 its normal size :p

clh3031 6

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:00

Yep, watch out for sneezes and coughs as well, OP.

Korra_fml 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:30

awh thats so kind of u to comfort her. of course she was embarrassed... just be glad it was only a little pee, rather than having her water break on u. theres SO much more when that happens. pregnancy tends to be FULL of embarrassing moments, made worse when they are completely unexpected. trust me, if u had a baby bouncing on ur bladder, u'd accidentally pee too... even if somehow u didnt feel the need. don't know how far she is into the pregnancy, but other places will leak too (boobs)... so be prepared for that as well.

HockeyGirlLover 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:30

Well look at the bright side at least it was your wife that you love that peed on you and not a rhino :p congregations to you and your wife on the baby though :)

DLT_fml 20

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:57

Yes, many congregations! Especially after the baby is born and your family members wish to meet the little one. ;)

More_Leg 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:38

Sorry OP, it happens. And laughing is a way to cope with embarrassment. Just shake it off and pretend you don't mind even though it sucks. It'll all be worth it when you hold that baby in your arms the first time :) good luck!