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This is one of the more "out there" FMLs I've read
Don't get pissed off. Just console her.
I was just think that if all he did to complain was write an FML, he's a pretty damn good husband. What else could you do but just laugh it off with her?
You sound like a fantastic husband, congrats on the kid!
Aw, she was crying about that poor chair you two neglect, wasn't she? I hope that's the chair you selected to sit in to comfort her. (old FML reference, for those wondering.)
Its kinda sweet in a weird way.
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Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?
She's just preparing you for what a child will be like