By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

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DocBastard 38

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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perdix 29

The friend is clever enough to make bread, but can't figure out how to whip up a batch of soapy water to recover her jewelry from her jealous, fat "friend?"

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catatonicsleep 17

don't even need to make soapy water, squirt the liquid soap straight on with a splash of water and it would be more slippery.. I hope they tried all that before the ER visit....

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

From how selfish and entitled the OP sounds, she probably freaked out and ran off to the ER demanding the ring to be cut to pieces before even telling the poor friend she'd stolen it from, so I would think the friend didn't get much of a say in how to try and take it off. OP probably didn't even think of trying to remove it with soap or anything either, too busy freaking out about her poor little self-centered self.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

OP, I'm glad you called yourself pathetic, now I don't have say it. You're pathetic.

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Dark_Charizard 0

Cut of the ring or the finger? And I'm sure your friend was pissed.

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amerwin 3

It's no wonder your single with those gigantic sausage fingers. Those things are bound to make anybody's dick look small in comparison.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being curious about anything ever, for having married friends when you're single, for having friends at all, for being a Fatty McLarderson, and for even having fingers in the first place.

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