By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

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DocBastard 38

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Dark_Charizard 0

HAHAHAHA no. The finger could have needed to be amputated, so shut up.

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heroesgleealias 0

or your finger at least

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amerwin 3

@32 I remember, quite vividly, a time when I made a sarcastic remark and you blatantly mistook it for a lapse of judgment on my part. When I replied, Illustrating your obvious error, instead of "openly admitting you were being a bit thick", you resorted to additional namecalling. If you are going to call people out for not owning up to their blunders, then you should be the first to do so when you are the one at fault.

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Ninjafriends 1

Hey guys, let's not argue. This site is a place for sympathetic responses and emotional support. Let's keep a positive attitude and try to get along :)

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Well OP let's face facts. You're destined to die single. This was just a sign from God.

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Ninjafriends 1

How did the bread turn out?

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amerwin 3

Haha. Your memory fails my friend. In the FML where some girl pissed in a corner, DocBastard made a comment containing a pun using the term "urea". I jokingly commented on his nonexistent spelling error, and you mistook my sarcasm as naivety and commenced your token cuss-filled rant. When I humbly defended myself, you tried to present your reply as sarcasm when it was in fact far from it.

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