By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Comments

meneedlove 0

why the **** would you ********** with a condom on...and with playboy! and anyway the only one who ate those dorritos was him (I hope at least) so FHL, and the one of the dorritos also..

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idio_fml 0

that's what I'm saying! this makes no sense.

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ManOnTheEdge 0

who jacks off with a condom...?

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Arcran5 0

Who cares? You don't get some crisps, who cares?

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Tahsis 4

Hahahahahaha, ******* epic on your roommate's part - that guy don't give a shit about what people think, just ******* epic.

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swagginMark 0

that (ji)iz is disgusting

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bangscr3w 0

ydi for not kickin him in his nuts

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lovelove24 1

I would have gone throught that playboy with a sharpie and drawn longsleee tops and long pants on everyone and scrbbled out the faces and doodled all over it.

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demoon_fml 7

awesome equals 3 comment. raywilliamjohnson owns!

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IronMaiden45 0

I think you clicked the rewind button lol

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Cody305 0

ew WTF I would split his sh*t

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