By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Comments

GothKitty19 0

damn that is just nasty

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poplite02 5

Just to let you guys know, after he did that, i hit him in the back of the head with the Doritos. then later that night, me and a few friends got the condom out of the trash (with tongs) and slid it into his mouth while he was sleeping. Then we threw away the tongs. His reaction was priceless lol

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poplite02 5

i did....it was a brand new bag too....lol

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BadKitty13 28

EWWWWWWWW !!!!! That is just wrong on so many levels. That is nasty and totally GROSS ! Please tell me you did not eat the Doritos after that. I would have made him buy me a new bag, AND Kick his ass.

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poplite02 5

nah i didn't eat them....that would be pretty gross...

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poplite02 5

easy clean up...i just shuddered a little bit...

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HeroOfMi 0

144- if this guy's life fails as bad as I think, they were prolly ranch doritos so the joke wouldn't work.

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JuroBear 0

He uses a condom to **********? Did your mom And/or sibling come out of te bathroom a few seconds later? so many questions.

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Jakel 0

umm... if he used a condom then surely his hand didnt touch "anything", ... just saying

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YouAreAllIdiots 0

i would have just kept eating the doritos,, just saying

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Jakel 0

Yea life is too short to worry about some things

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