By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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skatergirl33 0

a magazine tht guys look at...its filled with naked woman... ur tellin me u dnt kno wut playboy is???

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Rutgerman95 0

Agreed, 'cause that's really gross. Unless you ate more Doritos afterwards.

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kxdottt 0

Ehhhh Doritos taste so bad anyways. I hate them.

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drinkinpints 0

FYI, uses condom so there is no mess. just saying!

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Playboy? does the room(dash)mate use a rotory dial phone too?

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

F the Doritos life!

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hiimeugene 0

it's still good brah, he had a condom on. he did that for easy clean up. I like his style.

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Xavi89 0

omg! I am going to so this prank to my cousin!!! hhahahahahah

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meneedlove 0

LOL, the real question is why the **** masturbating with a condom, and anyway dont bitch around, the only one who ate the dorritos is him (I hope at least) so FHL.

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