Intimacy: Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy... - FML

By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:14

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:09

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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shadowsbane 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:14

Get something to pick the used condom up with (not your fingers, God no) and slap him across the face with it. I think this'll get the point across quite clearly.

upintheorange 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:36

wow. the flavor of your doritos just turned from nacho cheese to cool ranch.

cinnamon20 1

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:48

penis flavored doritos

reddwarf_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:50

cleanliness is next to godliness?......

sweetheart55 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:21

grosssssssss! have fun being rookies with that lol

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:39

Shiiiiiiitt, mang. I would've went all out "Tim the Doritos Ninja" on that ************. You don't touch another person's Doritos. Ever.

akagron 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:49

You also WINOMGWTFBBQ. A new record... two on one FML!

mjolene 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:44

who uses a condom to Jack off?

idio_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:45

yummy :p no. jk. pretty gross.

idio_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:46

ydi for not having funyuns. those are better. ;]

mayhemxphoto 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:49

what's your roommate's phone number? he sounds like a winner, very charming. ahahahahahaha jk. but seriously, fyl.

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