By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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iCommentFML 0

Dude cody change ur freaken picture to anything else please!!!!! I git a strong syomach but one day ina throw up seeing that pic!!

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sonnet 0

I think the girl in cody's pic is gorgeous <3

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

wow that's gross get a new roommate asap.

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InfantryMarc 0

I'd get gloves and dribble the contents of that condom on his face and in his mouth as he sleeps. tape it and put his reaction and whole video on YouTube. I pray to baby Jesus u didn't eat thos chips. and I'd serve him some quick eviction papers to get the he'll out. but in Soviet Russia, doritos Kizzy on you

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purplemnm 9

it seems odd and off-putting to pray to a baby.

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krissytina 6

52-you look scary alike to someone I knew in the army it kinda freaks me out

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MartinFootball 0

wow at least he wasn't using ur socks like the one fml

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Sam_13161821 0

hahaha omg, one of the funniest ive ever read. fyl op lol but its not like eating a little **** will kill you...

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