By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
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ambowew 7

Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

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Tarak_fml 7

Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

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Comments

texas_redneck88 10

YDI, should of walked your lazy ass outta your room and to the bathroom

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jaredofmo 22

YDI, next time, just walk to the bathroom. Anyone notices you, just nod respectfully.

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laden_swallow09 34

Holy Shatner, people! It's "SHOULD'VE", contraction of "should HAVE" and not "should of". Golly jeepers, gee whiz, I must be the only Grammar Nazi who notices this! Heil, Spellcheck!

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Okayitwasme 0

If you keep judging the comments like that, No one will want to tell their stories. Some of the best books to read are written in slang. Give it a rest. (I do understand where you'r coming from.)

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LaylaaMariee 0

if you don't like how people are talking on here then get the hell of it. End of story. Yeah thanks bye.

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LaylaaMariee 0

if you don't like how people are talking on here then get the hell of it. End of story. Yeah thanks bye.

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LaylaaMariee 0

if you don't like how people are talking on here then get the hell of it. End of story. Yeah thanks bye.

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Penn2894 6

I understand the not wanting to socialize thing, but you didn't have a window or a bottle or something else in your room that was more capable of holding your piss than a plant? I hope that smell doesn't stink up your room!

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op_156_fml 3

im so proud of you for learning bladder control....at least you didn't wet the bed again

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OfficeNinja 5

Could have pissed in the toilet, then if you insisted on being a pig - not flushed.

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chriisoula 7

next time piss yourself .. no need to stand up and walk and bla bla ..

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Your roommate needs to serve an eviction notice.

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rockyraccoon28 8

wow, you sound like a great roommate. you're severely antisocial and lazy, and you apparently piss wherever you want. aren't you a catch!

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