Miscellaneous: Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing,...

By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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ambowew 7

Friday 21 October 2011 11:58

Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

Tarak_fml 7

Friday 21 October 2011 11:59

Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

Comments

rangomas 2

Friday 21 October 2011 20:15

Watever

dendodge 17

Friday 21 October 2011 20:27

You could have just walked to the toilet... you could have ignored everyone, or just nodded at them and mumbled "Hi" or something. YDI for trying to urinate on a plant.

Ressamies 6

Friday 21 October 2011 20:40

how the hell could you have any sleep, when you have plant and shirt in your room, that smell like piss?

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:57

If you're that against leaving the room you should have opened the window and stuck your junk out to pee. Water the grass not the small house plant.

bigdude2137 0

Friday 21 October 2011 21:19

U got that right u look beautiful

Joey44 15

Friday 21 October 2011 21:27

Jesus, this is so ******* weird I didn't even understand it for a few moments. I thought I was missing some sort of vital connection. But apparently there isn't one, you're just so anti-social you'd rather piss in a plant pot than walk past some people to the toilet. I'm assuming you don't have some sort of social anxiety disorder because I'm sure you'd have said if you did, so I can only conclude you're just a total weirdo.

Lenho 26

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:18

OP conduct was not antisocial, but asocial. OP would have been anti-social if s/he had pissed on roommate & guests. And, as prefixes apply to many words, learning the difference between anti- and a- can prevent you looking like an idiot in other many situations.