By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

Comments

SorrowFull 8

Anti-social much? Is your manifesto complete yet, and all the nay Sayers will perish due to not being on the same level as you? Anyone who would rather urinate in a potted plant than face people needs counseling. Maybe you were just trying not to get attacked by lions and tigers.

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wow I think the is beyond antisocial

4ugu4 7

That would've "pissed" me off..

Codi_A 1

You know they have these rooms called bathrooms, and in these bathrooms are toilets, which like a big porcelain chair that you can pee in. Might want to try that next time..

kittea86 0

Am I the only one that realized 61 doesnt know that when you pass a class it is passed not past?

You could have pissed out the window... :)

alexandrayo 0
Themrcobain 2

why would you need to socialize while heading to the bathroom?

what was the point if telling us that your gross