By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
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the_gman 7

Either he's a freeloader or he's trying really hard to cough up the money for the rent.

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bertoelmexicano 6

Facebook knows where your roommate is

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hollylolly92 3

This has happened to my friend...... Twice!!

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Cheylea 10

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Maybe he should learn that saying?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Op: "Remember, we have to pay the rent". Roomie "No prob. ( note to self, run to vegas with rent money)". :while holding a gun: 'Wheres my money, wheres my money, man' op: "uhhh...ehhmm...uhhh"... whell, those boy's got into some trouble with the money. Stay tuned. To be continued...

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P374RD3D 9

I'll be back next Wednesday to see what happens.

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guckylynn 19

Why do you act like you're one of the funny well known regulars? Every comment of yours is annoying.

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nikl 6

Damn it I accidentally liked this comment

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Arnv 5

Could you please stop commenting #72? For every time you do, I have to buy another plastic bag to store my vomit from seeing your fat, ugly head..

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Llama_Face89 33

This happened to a friend of mine...a word of advice: DON'T bring any mutual friends into the conflict. My entire group of friends is taking one side or the other. And they are supposed to be adults... >_

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HomeAl0ne 20

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EelJumpsRope 0

What the ****? That was the dumbest, longest comment ever typed. Don't do shit like that.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're doing a parody of those nigerian scams, nice, long, and a troll to. Smart bastard...

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P374RD3D 9

Would it be weird if I said I understood this comment?

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queenb1621 21

Can u explain it to me?

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