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This has happened to my friend...... Twice!!
Like the best man!
Looks like your on your own..
Op: "Remember, we have to pay the rent". Roomie "No prob. ( note to self, run to vegas with rent money)". :while holding a gun: 'Wheres my money, wheres my money, man' op: "uhhh...ehhmm...uhhh"... whell, those boy's got into some trouble with the money. Stay tuned. To be continued...
I didn't like this comment....
I'll be back next Wednesday to see what happens.
Damn it I accidentally liked this comment
Could you please stop commenting #72? For every time you do, I have to buy another plastic bag to store my vomit from seeing your fat, ugly head..
Always do individual leases
You got played!! Lol gg
So does /b/
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What the ****? That was the dumbest, longest comment ever typed. Don't do shit like that.
WHAT?
Seems legit
You're doing a parody of those nigerian scams, nice, long, and a troll to. Smart bastard...
Would it be weird if I said I understood this comment?
Thank you Captain Obvious.
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Either he's a freeloader or he's trying really hard to cough up the money for the rent.
Facebook knows where your roommate is