Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons...

By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:04

that's not only weird, but also a waste of money

troyboyd05 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:12

Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.

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babe7260 30

Monday 2 April 2012 15:24

Wtf what a bitch!!!!! Sounds like you'd better start looking for a new roomie!!!! Good luck

angelofsaturn 23

Saturday 12 May 2012 7:12

Isn't it just easier to keep them in the bathroom? Wtf is she changing them in the middle of the room? That would be a bigger FML to be honest.

spoketoosoon15 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 11:36

Those are precious items that go so fast why would she waste them? I think she did overreact but touching her stuff probably wasn't the best idea either

paintedchocolate 30

Monday 14 January 2013 21:34

What a waste...

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:15

I can't believe she actually took the time to do that lol. crazy psycho bitch lol.

Orchard 33

Friday 31 May 2013 14:37

Ah, yes, the joys of the ever-insane roommate that you get put with in the college dorms; how this post brings back memories -.- but you really shouldn't be touching your roommate's things. A tampon box is no big deal, and since it was your mom coming, I'm sure she's seen one out in the open before ;) The vote is split on this one OP - just learn to pick your battles so you don't make an enemy out of your roommate if you can help it.

notsofriendly 17

Wednesday 26 February 2014 20:14

To be fair, I had a crazy freshman roommate who used to move and mess with my stuff all the time. Once her friend restrung my guitar. I get the feeling that there is probably more to this than OP shared.