Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By youcould'vejusttoldme - 11/05/2017 21:00 - United States - College Station

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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Weetart 8

Friday 30 September 2011 18:27

Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.

Fruit_Dealer 9

Friday 30 September 2011 18:28

And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.

Comments

LakersFanatiC 3

Friday 30 September 2011 18:35

Wow man up and take your stuff back OP!?

Xero3g 5

Friday 30 September 2011 18:36

Stabby stabby?

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 September 2011 18:39

It'll be fine. Just buy more stuff to replace the stuff that you bought that she is now stealing so she can steal that too.

ItsTheKing 10

Friday 30 September 2011 18:43

But what if she steals the stuff from the place that sells stuff before op can buy the stuff. that way she can say she won't be stealing stuff from op's stuff?

coltsrock37 15

Friday 30 September 2011 18:53

No.

Talia_91 13

Friday 30 September 2011 19:17

Yes

hairguitarhero 5

Friday 30 September 2011 20:17

Maybe

arrowshockey18 2

Friday 30 September 2011 22:44

Every time I read you profile DocBastard I laugh. "...or I just hate your ******* face." Haha so great!

mistersheezy 7

Friday 30 September 2011 18:42

Why would you put all your stuff out before your roommate left?

outbackbyrd 7

Friday 30 September 2011 18:45

Maybe she deserves a "THIS IS SPARTA KICK" to the chest causing her to roll down some stairs to correct her sudden amnesia. 'Cause obviously this trick has forgotten how things work in that household.