By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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firefighter925 18

Go home and think about what you just did.

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MrConcise 34

Wow, pander to your students more. Don't worry about your image as an institution of education. Nominee for "High School of the Year".

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HowieDoIt 21

Just wait until your school fight song is from Nicki Minaj ...

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dhaworth93 8

I love this guys name it made it so much better lmao

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Earths_Venus 25

Should have asked for Carpe Diem. Basically means the same thing, but it separates the morons from the educated.

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slappygecko 21

Carpe Diem is the Latin YOLO

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rattusrattus 18

Also, you get to make fish puns, which is another reason why it's more awesome than YOLO. (I tried following someone's advice about how 'you only live once'. It began with some cocktails - tasty - progressed onto Jaegerbombs - not so tasty - and finished up with me wondering where the hell a 900-year-old Norman cathedral had popped up from and why it had attacked me. Never again shall I YOLO.)

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DanielT1994 19

No. Carpe diem was first. YOLO is the douchebag's carpe diem.

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Meraki 19

Last year, my school's valedictorian said that the school's motto was YOLO and went on for a good five minutes about how it applied. I wanted to drop out right then and there.

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nightbirdblue 27

It's even worse when the "successful past graduate" of your high school goes on for ten minutes about it and how true it is.

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elkkuliina 5

You should suggest your school song be "YOLO" by The Lonely Island ft. Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar ;)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I thought YOLO meant "Your Orangutan Loves Oranges" :3

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jackiemora 18

Second year?! At least you came out alright.

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FitForFun 11

You obviously like orangoutangs. You party animal you.

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Bloodjoker 11

Wtf is an "orangoutang" is that a penguin orangutan?

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Needafarm 22

Is your school mascot snooki? Then your life would really suck.

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perdix 29

My school mascot was Abstinence. A ******* abstract concept!!! We said that sucked, but the administration said that was too sexual.

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