Miscellaneous: Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For...

By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By brit - 13/10/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:42 - United States

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Your school should be shut down D:

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Go home and think about what you just did.

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Mauskau 35

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:27

Time to find a new school.

ShannonBitt 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:30

My class moto is "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" - Dr. Seuss Definitely better than YOLO

waltjrimmer 6

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:34

Hey, that's better than mine. "S.S.D.D." If you don't know what that is, it's Same Shit, Different Day.

CanadianCutie22 16

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:36

how original !

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:36

I would have transferred the first year it was even considered.

StrugsNotDrugs 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:44

"You obviously love Oreos" ?

church970 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:48

Same with my school.

jreid21 6

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:57

*facepalm

pillowcases 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:01

Haha thats so stupid. Whats next year? "#swaggg"?

jenaayy 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:05

My Middle schools Name was YOLO, lol! Not even Kidding!

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