Love: Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 6 880

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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You deserved it 7 622

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 291

No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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You deserved it 576

By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate went away for the weekend so she could hook up with a guy from Tinder that she's never met. This wouldn't be a problem if we hadn't already made plans for my 18th birthday, which is also today. Here's to a night of Netflix with my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 992

You deserved it 683

Bloothebawss 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Dance with your hamster?

mrpuffypants 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Take the hamster in a tuxedo

Comments

xGolBLiiN 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:13

be grateful with what you have :P

yadisingh 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:53

A ******* hamster?

EstellePr 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:14

You should be happy. My best friend had a boyfriend, my sister had a boyfriend and I had the chickenpox.

preetaleet 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:14

Hamsters are pretty cool.

LaydiexSkull 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:14

Put him in a tux! It'll be cute(: I'm sure everyone will be jealous, OP

mzblondiee 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:16

....Haha(:

ugottaluvme 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:17

Sounds fun.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:17

Yes, I'm sure EVERY SINGLE PERSON in your entire school is going but you. And I'm sure you had NO time to ask someone, right? Wrong. Just because you pussed out and didn't get a date doesn't earn you sympathy. Enjoy paying with your hamster while everyone else has fun. Maybe you'll learn something.

ukrage 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:22

Agreed but maybe op is hideous and couldnt get anyone

NAU_future 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:22

Hamsters are now currency? Can I get payed with hamsters? Please Doc, can I? Or is OP paying the hamsters way like a date? "Yes I had a wonderful evening with my date, until they ate all my food to 'save it for later'".

ItsTheKing 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:52

Nobody pays me in hamster :(

sylphy 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:03

I would never want to be payed in hamsters. I've never met a hamster that hasn't bitten me at least once when I held it.

killerweakness 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:06

She's probably just some fat bitch with acne.

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:41

You know just because you're a girl (I'm assuming you're a girl because a guy wouldn't be bitching about this on FML) doesn't mean you can't ask a guy to homecoming.