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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

JMTS 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...

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vintagemeow 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:22

Lucky it dodged your balls

bri5083 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:23

What football player still plays dodgeball? Didn't we leave that in middle school?

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:27

I like messages to

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:00

I love messages to in a manly way of coarse

mattclark 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:12

I'm pretty sure it was in PE

bri5083 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:25

Over here football has its own class, and I'm sure they don't have time for dodgeball(:

downtime 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:24

*no be there. What kind of advice is don't get hit?

dawsman123 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:24

Come over to my house baby well have a party

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:25

Dawson, your ******* retarted

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:56

I didn't justin beiber had this app

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:58

Yeah Dawson you heard me

NoroHopar323 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:49

What are u 5?

robokid777 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:43

JESUS O.O

day624 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:45

Damn well atleast you didnt break your nose

Eternal94 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:46

Well u play dodgeball and u didn't dodage the ball because.....

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:54

Go balls-deep. |the kid|

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:02

Very good advice. It sucks to get hit, even if it happens on a regular basis. |the kid|

xfyre 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:02

sounds just like my ex's brother and me. only, he hit me right in the nuts and i didn't pass out.

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