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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

JMTS 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...

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guhravity123 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:52

dude, this happened at my school today!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:04

That doesn't count man. You got hit by a dude of unusual strength. He must have hit you full blast for that.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:11

So impressive.

natepooch 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:18

You deserved it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:41

^Idiot alert!!!

wowbroslowurroll 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:45

Dude tip of advice... Transfer schools a.s.a.p!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRpandaz 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:46

Holy ****! What a ******* giant. Damn if i were u id be crying all over the place

fuckyouimawesome 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:49

Looks like someone forgot how to duck. Better luck next time :)

kuddl3s 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:51

oww

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:52

I dont know why i commented

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:04

Because you're an idiot...

ikindalikepie 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:20

Thats not nice

daboss85 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:03

You be a pussy

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:18

You be trippin

daboss85 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:13

Nope he is a fatty pussy :D

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:02

No, you are an idiot who deserves some broken teeth.

daboss85 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:30

Haha Naaa to bad you can't be the hero and "break my teeth" I garentee I could beat your ass so bring it on

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:47

I see big words coming from your mouth, but i'm not seeing any action. BRING IT ON, BITCH. BRING IT...

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