Health: Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football...

By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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You deserved it 3 309

By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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loller27 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

JMTS 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...

Comments

kionnaloves 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:59

Looks like you won't be dating a cheerleader anytime soon.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:07

I was the big jock in school & terrorized the dodgeball games, taking great pleasure in pulverizing my foes. Then 1 day, I got beaned in the cods & hollered like a little girl! From that point on, I stuck up for everybody who couldn't defend themselves...Kharma taught, lesson learned!

babygirl_015 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:07

Dang!!!

jackdaniel61709 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:12

That was me

Potterfreakk 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:21

Sucks for youu.

Akharr01 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:24

Did it hurt ;) Sarcasm

redmeansgo 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:24

Next time, dodge the ball.

opi098514 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:25

Little FYI You can't bench more then your weight

stallion420 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:34

Yes you can im 156 58 i bench 240 twice so i think its possible

t765234 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:40

100- Do you know anything about lifting? That is completely wrong.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:45

100- Of course you can bench more than your body weight, I weigh 178 lbs and can bench just over 300 lbs, for a few reps. Hell, the world record bench was 1150lbs last time I checked by Ryan Kennelly. And he looks to weigh about 330lbs, give or take.

LolCakes111 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:47

If you can bench anything over 1000 lbs, you're probably looking like the tank from L4D. But #100, you sir, should have an idea what you're talking about.

Awsumuzzie 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:10

I can't tell... Is 100 a girl? Because I agree! Only for people like me... I'm 5'7" 140 pounds and I can bench 25, AHA! I know, Unbelievable.

DoveDoxy 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 11:10

100- you're f*cking retarded

Kinney97 6

Friday 20 January 2012 2:23

#100^^ is clearly retarded... you can easily bench more than your weight, in fact most people should be able to bech ATLEAST your body weight, learn your shit before leving stupid comments