By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23

At least he's creative

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Nolimit2217 32

I like his style.

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kaitieloo 22

Everyone has a dream. Mine was to be batman. Unfortunately, my parents are still alive.

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VfortheShadow 8

That's because you didn't take the initiative this kid did. You slacked off while a seven year-old is out-there making his dream come through. Not that I'm picking on you. I slacked off on learning how to cloud men's minds.

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shadokis 15

Geez, That's easy.....show them boobs

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EpicJman2828 11

That boy has some good brains although getting bit by a radioactive spider would probably kill anyone

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JonLee 8

Seriously, mad props for being creative.

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onorexveritas 23

I like the way he thinks

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tyler_mcdolan 10

That is a pretty surprising thought process from a 7 year old

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skyeyez9 24

Did the spider explode? Or kinda shrivel up in the microwave?

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Let's look at the bright side--you've got one creative kid!

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chocolatefrog28 29

I think we have to wait to see if it worked before we pass judgment, the kid might be on to something.

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tb21666 1

1 word: KICKSTARTER! Lets fund this kids irradiated dreams.

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BradTheBrony 19

One word: APOSTROPHES. Use them.

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