Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It...

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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gingermonster16 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:37

Eww that's vile. For the both of you.

punkazzneon 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:42

Why would someone try on a random pair of undies left in a fitting room.... Wouldn't you notice that they are used?? At least you noticed that she tried them in. Imagin her wearing them and leaving them where she found it o.o

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mrnicety 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:24

Eww who tries on underwear? Nasty

swiperluck 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:34

brides maid and thongs.. lol wat a combo. haha yea ,, did she buy? fyl

applejackk 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:35

Lmmfao0! Dont ever! Try on underwear in any place .. Theres sneaky ppl who actually do that .. & there probably oh soooo durtty . Ew!

jgrissom 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:56

Wow # 5... Epic

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:57

Aren't you not supposed to try on underwear in stores for obvious hygienic reasons? Ugh. What a dumbass! (the woman not you)

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:00

Lmfao thats hott. Well at least some chick thought urr undies were smexaay an decided tah buy em'. Ditto on #3 btw I love the saying "go commando" xD

alyren16 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:16

#24. "Stupider" isn't a word. =] #29. Have fun when you get old. Thongs have been linked to inability to have children aannd infections. But, that is so gross ahahha Hope you threw it out.

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:23

Stupider=real word. Fail on your part (:

Girreth 7

Tuesday 21 September 2010 13:53

lol ya u dum s"tupiidr"" isa word lol u stuppider lol

lotte_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:43

#39 I hope you realize you said some really stupid stuff... You cannot honestly believe that thongs are related to infertility. You just can't.

lotte_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:46

By the way, how could she get in your dressing room OP? I mean, if it was a shared dressingroom you are gross for taking your panties off. If it wasn't, she must have seen your clothes or something and I won't believe it...