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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

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You deserved it 2 586

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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ballsacks33 17

Thursday 29 August 2013 0:10

Oh shit....

gracehi 31

Thursday 29 August 2013 0:12

So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.

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Late_night83 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 3:57

Your sister is a ****.

martin8337 35

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:13

Keeping it the family can really be awkward and hurtful. OP, I am sorry that this has happened to you.

sassy2085 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:15

When she complains to you about her husband just say glad I dodged that bullet and walk away.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:18

What kind of sick love crap that is?

hbake 13

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:22

This proves my theory of blood isn't always thicker than water contrary to popular belief..

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:22

It's a step ahead but a but awkward for the time being...

Dusty_Busters 15

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:32

Daaaaamn! That sucks, I'm sorry op

emitheblonde 4

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:34

Your sister is so horrible!!!

Hawaii84 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:43

They deserve each other. Cut them from your life and find the right person for you. I think it would be great if you found a hot guy and rub it in your ex husband's face how you traded up.

termin8tor786 10

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:47

Damn Op, you got a F@&ked up family!

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Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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Today, my workplace's new policy requires me to ask employees why they're calling out sick. I had to listen to the answer, "When it comes out of your bum, like a bullet from a gun…" FML

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Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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Today, I had just finished writing an essay for English. I was proud of it and thought it was one of my best works. I decided to show it to my mom, who is an English major. She read it, turned to me and said, "You know, if you actually want to go to UCLA, you're going to need to actually try." FML

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