Love: Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years...

By anonymous - 16/06/2012 13:57 - United States

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

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You deserved it 3 057

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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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You deserved it 4 425

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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You deserved it 2 822

By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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jizzwold 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:26

Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.

lopsop 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:26

Surprise!!!

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chellyX92 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:51

Wow you sister is dumb. Wouldn't you have called her and let her know? Anyway congrats :)

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:39

I think she did that on purpose

svela213 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:53

There always has to be one in the family -__- I feel sorry for you.

zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:04

Haha, oh well. Congrats!

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:15

Your sisters knows what your husband going to propose for dinner. I think she is way too involved in your relationship.

thgkidcudi1 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:28

What a ****** DUMB ASS!!!!!

PoshLife_Cross 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:44

At least she didn't sleep with your fiance, then complain about wasting money on your wedding.

bagelpie 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:23

She probably should've just asked u how ur day was...

xaznxthaigerx 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:41

Idk why it would of surprised you. you've been together that long. That's pretty committed.

taylordanielle98 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:24

We know who's got the big mouth now

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