Love: Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years... - FML

By anonymous - 16/06/2012 13:57 - United States

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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jizzwold 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:26

Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.

lopsop 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:26

Surprise!!!

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doglover569 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:24

At least you know he is proposing!! Happy Engagement :)

bmkc4 1

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:42

Just be happy he loves you enough to propose :)

Epikouros 31

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:50

Boyfriend (kneels): Dear Anonymous, I love you with all my heart, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. (pops ring) Do you want to marry me? OP: Meh, OK. About time you asked.

amandalillian 27

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:55

Hey at least it will be a good story at the wedding

tacojauns 45

Sunday 17 June 2012 0:35

Maybe she thought like did he because you have been goin out for 3 years not because he was

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:30

SUPRESA!!!(:

CokeOrPepsi1337 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:33

I hope you aren't my brother girlfriend because I'd be totally sad :(

janerose21 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:15

Is always safe to wait until the person knows the surprise first. Your sister should have waited until you have called to tell her the news!!

sBqOuMaBd 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:34

If he was going to propose, that sucks that your sister did that. If he wasn't, calm down and realize you sister asked you a question. You should talk to you fiance and if he does, go beat your sister.

WeaselBee42 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:48

Calm your farm. The surprise might be ruined but you're still getting engaged.

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