Miscellaneous: Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out...

By Noname - 23/02/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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kire_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 12:15

You see, I usually take a towel with me to the shower.. :p

Dr_Phil 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:14

Why didn't you use a towel after you got out of the shower? I don't understand. This sounds like BS.

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kire_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 12:15

You see, I usually take a towel with me to the shower.. :p

Pinkraincoat 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 5:01

Seriously, why was there a poncho in there?!

TooBad21 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:12

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Tuesday 9 March 2010 8:17

the OP is a girl, learn to read

ChefPhilly 13

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:07

Lah-Duh

MrCatman1125 2

Tuesday 11 December 2012 4:54

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awesomesausage 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 11:41

where do you see that?

queen_jae614 10

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:36

by HER name it says HER gender

ejvlols 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:34

HAHAH THATS ****** HALARIOUS

Cloudy_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:52

#10 It was probably the combination of Dick, poncho, and friend that did it.

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Friday 28 May 2010 7:55

female op

sunsetxcrash 3

Monday 23 February 2009 18:18

#16: Win!

sassypants93 17

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:36

16 was definately a fail because the op is a girl.

jessizzle 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:10

Hole for the head! You got it right. Edit: Damn, #16 beat me to it.

mleeb 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:24

pathetic attempt.

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 23 February 2009 20:40

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Dr_Phil 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:14

Why didn't you use a towel after you got out of the shower? I don't understand. This sounds like BS.

commonsense 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:18

@26 How are they clearly american? Yes its weird to walk outside with nothing but a towel on in front of siblings of the opposite sex and while guests are over, esp. when hes just wrapping himself around. maybe not in your house though