Animals: Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put...

By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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I'm outta here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML

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She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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nanxi 30

Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

cutycat136 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

Comments

vb68_fml 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:18

Fake

RickySleeves 20

Friday 15 May 2015 0:33

Dang. She's good.

Futacy 29

Friday 15 May 2015 0:34

You sure she's not bullshitting you? I think she's bullshitting you.

psychopolarbear 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:43

I sense a great psychological warrior in this girl.

Mellowyellow15 10

Friday 15 May 2015 5:07

She better hope she is.

amileah13 26

Friday 15 May 2015 0:35

Time to pack up and move out

mustangbravo 27

Friday 15 May 2015 0:39

**** your life indeed.

kibster9 20

Friday 15 May 2015 0:41

That would be a pretty good prank to pull on someone.

Kurby14 21

Friday 15 May 2015 0:44

time to burn the house down

kayj905 15

Friday 15 May 2015 0:53

Looks like its that time of the year when you have to burn down your house again.

never_alone 10

Friday 15 May 2015 1:05

either your sister is incredibly brave or a liar. but my question is, if she found something that she thought was your pet, why did she put it under your bed? that's the last place I would put someone's pet

sorasaveshyrule 16

Friday 15 May 2015 2:38

It says on OP's bed, not under.

saffy66 34

Friday 15 May 2015 1:14

I hope she was just messing with you - o course the sibling code of honour requires you to respond in kind. It will be harder for you though, because she will be expecting it. But if she wasn't kidding, buy some spider killing pesticide 'bombs', turn them on and leave for a few hours.