By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

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Savra_fml 17

OPs Kid: "So, where do you come from Raul?" Raul: "From Madrid in Spain. How about you?" OPs Kid: "From my daddys penis"

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EvanAGD 7

Better that he learns straight up. Haha

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Ugi 26

Never lie to your kids - they always find out!

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TiffanyTX 8

That's what you get for lying.

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josh28 4

Been funnier if he came back and said, "Dad said the bitch lied, it's from *******."

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johnholmes 0

time to stop pulling jokes off of the internet to write fml submitions

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shadevil75 6

Don't bs your kid and tell him the truth. "From God" is not a viable explanation.

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diidiimi 10

Lol!! Liars go to hell you know. Even if they're tactful while the honest people aren't. ?

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wriptidez 0

the f word in that context to a a lil child is so bad. ur husband needs slapped

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