By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

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Savra_fml 17

OPs Kid: "So, where do you come from Raul?" Raul: "From Madrid in Spain. How about you?" OPs Kid: "From my daddys penis"

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liamsd 0

Your husband should know that by treating your son, don't tell him anything that will make him say it again and will get him in big trouble!

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KVKdragon 26

You should really revise that answer after your son said what he said. Instead say God gave the babies their souls but their bodies came from their moms. That way he doesn't have any conflicting answers :) (this comment is not an invitation for a theological argument, I have my Christian beliefs and you have your own beliefs)

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greg84_fml 21

Yes, but our beliefs are right and yours are wrong. Religion makes me sick.

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boopityboppity 11

Goodness me, how uncalled for was that attack, 126?

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Smidget1 0

Or u could just not lie to him about children coming from an invisible sky wizard...

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SirEBC 7

Yeah. How ingnorant. -_-

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daisyismydog 3

Or you could not comment because you're not funny..

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Okayitwasme 0

Looks like you have your hands full cuz every time he thinks your doing it, he's gonna wonder where the baby is? Then think dads wrong when no baby comes out right away lol.

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Strafeh 9

YDI for climbing that tree

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