By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 912
You deserved it 39 606

Same thing different taste

Top comments

conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

Comments

if your son is driving, i think maybe he is too old to be grounded...especially for a legitimate mistake. YDI, bitch

correction: you and your husband deserve it!

happyvalleygirl 0

Women shouldn't drive unless there's a road to the kitchen.

blackxmortals 0

"men" like you are what abortion's for. since apparently we're back to a 19th century level right now, maybe men shouldn't come in the house unless there's a field in the living room, a cow needing to be milked in the basement, or a baby needing to be made in the bedroom.

I agree with #186. And YDI because you grounded your son for the simple reason of accidently running over a shop vac. Maybe make him pay for the damages? sounds like your husband needed a good hit in the nuts and I hope you didnt get any for three days.... or 3 months

Cinnabar 0

What kind of idiot doesn't step aside when he sees a moving vehicle getting dangerously close to his balls? Were you really parking that fast?

skandal_fml 0

YDI for being a hipocrite b*tch. Women shouldn't drive, let alone teach others how to :)

wow_its_me_hiya 0
kristidgranger 3
5oforlife 0

he deserved it, a man should always be protective of said area. how could you not see it coming, seriously?

how large is your husband? or how low to the ground is your car? seriously?