By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

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letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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mina_8 0

F YOUR life? I believe your husband is the one who got his shop-vac and "happy sacks" run over. :P

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padfoot_fml 0

two things first, if i were the son, i would basically grounded for the entire week, because after that, i wouldn't be able to stop laughing. second, this is why i wish our lives were videotaped. wait! this is the obama administration, that will probably happen anyway.

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Pwibble 2

YDI For punishing him for something he didn't do on purpose while learning to drive

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nygreenmachine 0

hah your son hit something that blows and you hit something that gets blown

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shinedown_fml 0

I agree that YDI for punishing your son. You grounded him for 3 days for hitting something? That's stupid.

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veggiebre93 0

okay. so...it took me like 20 mins to figure this all out. her husband was standing rather close to the SIDE of the vehicle and one of the mirrors located on the car doors smashed his balls as she drove backwards. i get it!. and i hope i helped someone else get it. and OP, YDI bc yu made that FML so confusing...i hope he doesnt have sex with yu for 5 years!.

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TokiWartooth 0

169 fyl for taking 20 minutes to figure this out. oh yeah, you has an o in it.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

damn thats gotta fkin hurt his ....err..."happy sacks"

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britter94 0

i have to say that it is completely ridiculous you grounded your son for hitting a shop vac. you should be happy he's okay. everyone screws up when they drive.

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Mryourlifesucks 0

first you would have to be going at a fast rate to do damage not park maneuver speed and an very awkward position (i know there maneuvering ) but for there to be a direct hit he'd be close enough to get his feet run over and that doesnt sound very likely unless you have a closed course he stands in the in the exact right postition and go like 15-20 MPH per hour just sounds fake . . . .

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