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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML

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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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conan6 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:16

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

letitbe56 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:19

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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Sanamach10 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:43

wat does ydi mean???

rabbiiit 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:32

there goes sex for the next few years, OP

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:20

Why would you ground your kid for making a mistake? You're a ******* bitch!

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:25

Why would you ground your kid for making a mistake? You're a ******* bitch!

BlueBoxers 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:16

FAIL!!! l

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:29

doesn't make sense

agsilver 14

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:19

hahahahahahahaha! "happy sacks" 

boris1012 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 16:23

How do you manage that?

miamonsterkitty 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 0:55

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