By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

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letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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captainmaharet 1

Today, my wife backed into my balls. With a car. Then she called them "happy sacks." FML

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Firesprite2009 0

#145, why are you being so sexist? Women CAN drive, and not all are good at cleaning OR cooking. I know I'm not, and neither is my aunt, and she's a perfect driver. And LOL, that's what he gets for standing so close? xD

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samantha246 0

OP you are a bitch to punish someone who is learning how to drive, so you totally deserve it

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Ihazasuckishlife 0

How the hell did u hit his "happy sacks" without hitting his whole waist? And by happy sacks your implying that he has 2. what the ****?

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silentmusic 0

i dont care if this is real or fake, or if half the trolls on this site are being fake sexist. u used happy sacks and i love u for it. ive never heard thst before and it made my day. thts my new word

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Molise 0

Huh. Umm...grounded at what I'm guessing is 16-17? For something like that too? I was doing what I wanted at that age....

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Hellsno 0

Happy sacks?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SCREWIT666 0

FML Epic Fail for using the term "happy sack".

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Nightmare1 0

I hate getting hit in the happy sacks...... It sucks. ****** halarious tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

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padfoot_fml 0

Today, my son, who doesn't know how to drive, hit my shop-vac pulling into the garage too fast. My wife decided to show him how to properly pull in, and in the process used the side mirror to hit something else of mine, my balls. FML

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