By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

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letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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azure8787 0

I'm sure his sacks weren't too happy after that

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screwtaylor 0

#13. Yeah, his "happy-sacks" probably because depressed angry, turned green and became the hulk-sacks.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

happy sacks? and how old are u?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Old enough to have a kid who's driving.

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djb23 0

I just want to clear this up once and for all. I don't know who this person thinks she is, but we do NOT say happy sacks here in Illinois.

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screwtaylor 0

You just said happy-sacks! Two people from Illinois have said happy-sacks now.

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amiotica 2

no no... they did not say it... they repeated to it... so it doesnt count.. like being in highschool and telling the principle the reason why you punched some girl is because girl called you a ****. you are just repeating what the person said and you cant get introuble for it. dont worry im not in highschool anymore.. been out of that shit hole for a while... just referencing a situation i experienced...

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courtney13596 0

yup and in Illinois you also don't know how to drive...what what.

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mo_the_owl 0

i hate you for "happy sacks". now at least [hopefully] you won't be able to reproduce again.

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Gwenhyvar 3

Obviously the husband was standing in the garage while the wife and son were in the car, and the mirror hit him in the nuts. That's what he gets for standing so close to the car.

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arsewipe92 0

HDI for standing so close to the car, and YDI for using the term "Happy Sacs".

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superstephen4 5

use the medical term.

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tickle_me_pinkk 0

it's your husband who should be posting FML -.-

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ElNegroHombre 0

You grounded him for an accident? That's stupid. And happy sacks? I thought you were talking about an item like your shop vac or something.

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soiree_fml 0

You have a son old enough to drive and you still call your husband's balls "happy sacks"? Oh God, I fear for our future generation.

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