Transportation: Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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conan6 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:16

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

letitbe56 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:19

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:49

Lol.Gotta love the term " Happy Sacks.". Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

TysonFawlay 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:01

Haha this is just so retarded... Why would you ground him for this? ******* idiotic, is that your answer to everything? Grounding him?

somethingawesome 9

Monday 24 August 2009 8:03

I'm sure he wasn't too happy about that.

2345_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:25

I dont know if this really happened. I was moderating some stories and came upon this exact story but in the husbands point of view.

goneburger 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:40

hahaha ftw

z411811 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:48

I just lost the game

redbluegreen 40

Monday 24 August 2009 9:05

I hate you. D:

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 24 August 2009 9:24

Fail. Oh, and YDI for being such a tyrant.

Dragonmouth 4

Monday 24 August 2009 9:34

If you hit him in the balls with the mirror, then it's probably because he was standing too close to the car. In that case, he deserves it.

nanoflacka 0

Monday 24 August 2009 10:49

Today my wife hit me in the nuts with a mirror.

silverx10 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:06

I dunno how you even managed to pull that one off, honestly. As previous commenters have said, he would've had to be standing pretty near the car; VERY near. Like, the exact right spot. As the saying goes, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. And then of course, you'd have to be going way faster than you should've been for it to cause any real amount of pain, in which case, you suck at parking. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.