By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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conan6 0

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

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letitbe56 0

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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quiddity 0

I call fake. If you hit his balls with any force, you should have also ran over his feet (which would be a bigger problem than a little crotch thump). Because, obviously, if you drove REALLY close to your husband and whacked him in the balls that hard, your tires must have gone over his feet, or his toes at the very least. Unless your husband had his balls wayyy out in front of the rest of him.

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CFR 0

"Happy sacks" rofl I love it x) What was he doing standing so close to the car anyways? Poor fool.

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triplethreat13 0

how ironic is it that yesterday there was a parent demonstration fail FML, and another one shows up today? has anyone else noticed this?

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ibaneziceman 0

Not everyone keeps track of every single FML that gets posted to make sure that none of them are repeated.

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girlwhoactshigh 0

XD please tell me someone filmed that i would love to see it XD

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