Kids: Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen....

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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Dumbass

By ParentingFail - 13/12/2022 15:00

Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML

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I can't deal with confrontation

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 06:00

Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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Grifter

By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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You deserved it 677

By stillshakinggd - 28/11/2012 21:16 - United States

Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML

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The Nerf of some people

By Anonymous - 27/11/2018 13:30

Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML

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airforce987 20

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then

Minnion 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:01

poor kid 3:

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msmedieval 11

Monday 7 October 2013 7:45

These days kids aren't even safe in their front yards. You should have been supervising, anything can happen.

MymB612 14

Monday 7 October 2013 8:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

fadedemon 2

Monday 7 October 2013 19:58

apparently life did not give the old man lemons

awesome_rocker99 9

Monday 7 October 2013 22:26

What's wrong with ppl?!?!?!?

kyla_99 1

Tuesday 8 October 2013 3:02

At first I felt really bad about this.. Then I just pictured an elderly robbing someone and laughed..

blackonblight 32

Thursday 10 October 2013 1:23

Monty Python proves prescient once again, gangs of old ladies...

caligirllife 11

Thursday 10 October 2013 2:29

Faith in humanity lost

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 2:59

When life gives you lemons, old men steal them!

mobiggity 6

Thursday 17 October 2013 21:16

My gosh! Where the hell do you live?!?!

Drewkennedy 3

Sunday 27 October 2013 4:03

Hahaha Sorry I couldn't help it

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