Kids: Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

It could be worse. If anyone else hears it, you can turn "shit" into "chips" or something... Maybe. Kids don't speak that clearly at first anyway

xxbvbsusanxx 21

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

I take it since you said "first real sentence", your son isn't old enough to be told something isn't okay to say? I'm sorry OP, that sounds really horrible, but also kind of funny. :) I'm sure it won't last for a long time, he'll find something else to say.

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NickelScent 3

Saturday 19 April 2014 9:02

Are you sure he is not just saying something that sounds like "shit.". My son asks "What is it" sometimes and it sounds like "oh shit". Maybe he is saying "Mommy likes it" if you ever say that to get him to like a certain food or something.

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 19 April 2014 9:11

the next question is why are you talking shit around your kid?

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 19 April 2014 9:36

Oh dear now I'm afraid what my kid will say.

buckdharma 37

Saturday 19 April 2014 11:08

Maybe he reasons this is why you change his diaper.

bombielol 20

Saturday 19 April 2014 11:13

maybe your husband?

grumblebum 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 12:21

He's probably not even saying shit. A friend of mine had a little brother who liked f*cks, they were mortified until he pointed out a truck driving past, he just couldn't pronounce the word.

Alhamdulilah 15

Saturday 19 April 2014 12:51

The mass media.

doglover100 28

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:01

He could be saying a word that sounds like shit.

kate3101 15

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:49

That's probably not what he's saying. Youtube is full of videos of small children trying to say perfectly ordinary words that end up sounding like swears. Just laugh along. Anyone who has spent any time around kids will get it.