Kids: Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 16:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

It could be worse. If anyone else hears it, you can turn "shit" into "chips" or something... Maybe. Kids don't speak that clearly at first anyway

xxbvbsusanxx 21

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:10

I take it since you said "first real sentence", your son isn't old enough to be told something isn't okay to say? I'm sorry OP, that sounds really horrible, but also kind of funny. :) I'm sure it won't last for a long time, he'll find something else to say.

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vlalam 24

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:11

Well, do you?

GiantMotherFukr 7

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:20

Really no idea huh. Sounds like dad has some explaining to do

UniqueVixen1988 9

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:30

I would be knocking some heads.

nana_88 10

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:02

His Dad !!

BvbArmy_0 18

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:30

His father taught him it

GuiLD15 7

Sunday 20 April 2014 2:13

Do you have a husband?

chenjitong1997 15

Sunday 20 April 2014 4:55

lmfao that is One sad story sometimes kids just pick up thongs others have said just say something positive and get them to repeat it

Aussiegirl1995 7

Friday 25 April 2014 15:18

He might be saying 'Mummy likes it' and merging the s with the it... Long shot, I know, but you might be able to pass it off as that to friends and relatives!