By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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iXTMAstro 6

Luckily for you, you can use this as *sweet revenge*

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cobalttanker 14

Do it, your not blood related... Might be fun :)

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LappDance 16

Look! The step brother is on FML.

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hopsinlove17 26

With bad grammar! *you're

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MandySkittles 18

It's not incest. To the OP, I dated my stepbrother but we weren't raised together and never lived in the same house. The fact that he has feelings for you (If you don't feel the same way) may make things awkward. Just be honest with him.

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lemonsquid 6

Well that escalated quickly.

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PipingMouse 14

I think that you need to be very careful around him OP. Does he have a room next to you? You should absolutely tell your parents before this escalates.

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howrudoin 11

They may still have either a common dad or mom, so it could be half an incest, or they could be completely unrelated in terms of blood. But either way both scenarios are creepy.

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VioletSkies 21

Step-brother means they don't share a parent. Half-brother means they would share a mom or dad

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