Miscellaneous: Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would... - FML

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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Creepy disruption

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

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tegraturbo2000 15

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

keep your door locked op

Welshite 39

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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Sheh_fml 25

Monday 29 July 2013 20:54

Some people thinks that anything that even remotely implies that a girl would be desirable is always and undoubtedly a compliment.. Idiots, all of them.

judea95 16

Monday 29 July 2013 21:00

He's your step-brother so you're not related. He's gonna f*** you so hard

Wakachulak 22

Monday 29 July 2013 21:02

Think he's too much into the redneck chic

Ambient25 24

Monday 29 July 2013 21:03

but still creepy if you grew up with them...

ShawnBushOG 9

Monday 29 July 2013 21:20

he could just be messing with you, plus if anything does happen your mom has already heard of a previous weird experience on his part.

djinnyf 12

Monday 29 July 2013 21:29

That's why being vulgar should not be banalised so much....

jazz442 6

Monday 29 July 2013 21:31

Said Greg to Marcia

MateRicks 18

Monday 29 July 2013 21:35

Good thing you aren't related then

stclair01 12

Monday 29 July 2013 21:37

I hope you don't sleep with your mouth open

superdom 12

Monday 29 July 2013 21:40

That's ****** up he's ******* disgusting

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