By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 577
You deserved it 4 129

Same thing different taste

Top comments

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

Comments

Kybeerman 2

I wanna party with that man

When his birthday comes around buy him a card and tell him that you were going to buy him something but you spent it on a sweet pair of white pleather boots, a kazoo, and bud.

it could be worse. he could be wearing the sombrero on other places other then his head.

tylenol123 0

i woukd leave home at that point.

eminemchick 19

yeah sombrero was just the topping on the cake..

aztabis 0

shows you why kind of taste your mom has marrying a thief!! wow nice step dad!

559NVUS 3

he must be Mexican because I too have spent my money on a sombrero when drunk... FYI it also makes a good mornin bucket.

perdix 29

He didn't spend that money -- he invested it! I'll bet those items paid off big dividends of hilarity and giggles. Your stepdad is the Warren Buffet of Fun!

teamholcombe 0

At least it was a "very large" sombrero.